Conversations With An Emma

I got invited to a robot chat room, and went along, to have some fun.. hundreds of people were milling about in mass confusion. Two people caught up on the fun with me, the resulting fun:

Loweaugen: quickly! press alt-F4
SmEr tO 1 5 has left the room.
Yun Ie Ma Tsu Da: Yes!
Loweaugen: it'll clear the virus from your computer!
BFizzLE 6: FUCK YA'LL
soccerchick4480 has left the room.
Loweaugen: press it like.. 15 times
sUiCiDe39: who am i talking to?
SweeTTiezZ Gurl has left the room.
BFizzLE 6 has left the room.
Yun Ie Ma Tsu Da: Alt -F4 will rid virsuses.
oMaster0fPuppets: Alt F4 is the only way
Loweaugen: EVERYBODY! to get the virus off your computer, press Alt-F4!!
Loweaugen: press it 10 times!
cs7phu7u has left the room.
BeautifulLies91 has left the room.
DeepBlueJD05 has left the room.
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LILlex83 has left the room.
Loweaugen: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Yun Ie Ma Tsu Da: hehe
SpearsJacksonFan has left the room.
Bri Chillin has left the room.
oMaster0fPuppets: heh!
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SeXy JeNnA 9103: who in here actually knows whjo i am?
BlueSkies613: no one
SeXy JeNnA 9103: ok nevermind then
Loweaugen: except me
Loweaugen: 'm god
Loweaugen: you know me, right?
SeXy JeNnA 9103: so whats goin on guys?
Loweaugen: well, i was just looking through my mad haX0r tools
Loweaugen: and so i invited all these people to this chatroom
Loweaugen: so i could access their harddrives
Loweaugen: so, pretty cool, huh?
Loweaugen: i'm glad you stuck around
Loweaugen: a lot of people we leaving really quickly
Loweaugen: i could hardly hack their files
Loweaugen: but your harddrive, it's pretty cool
Loweaugen: you sure have got a lot of stuff on here, though
Loweaugen: you should clean it out now and then, you know?
Loweaugen: but there's some stuff here, your email?
Loweaugen: can you just give me the password real quick?
Loweaugen: i'd hack it but it'll take a while
Loweaugen: Jenno?
Loweaugen: *Jenna?
SeXy JeNnA 9103: you fucker!
SeXy JeNnA 9103: im gonna sue!
SeXy JeNnA 9103: fuckj you!
SeXy JeNnA 9103 has left the room.

Llenon: i need a girlfriend
cPilot 939: sweet
cPilot 939: same
Loweaugen: me t- wait.
Loweaugen: i do not need a girlfriend

Llenon: this website was all 'no you cant take the picture' but then i was all 'i will have the picture' and it was all 'ha i took your right click' and i was all 'i will look at the source' but it was all 'ha it is frames' but then i was all 'oh yeah well i have this function that lets me see all parts of a page and its links' and it was all 'oh shit' and i was all 'i have it bwahahahahaha'
Loweaugen: lol
Loweaugen: you are insane gentry
Loweaugen: you are wonderful
Llenon: i like this picture, i wanted it for my latest background
Llenon: it is helluva detailed, it will be an inspiration to my patience (which is sorely lacking)

VioLa GuY 241: I know what I want
Loweaugen: nah, you just think you do
VioLa GuY 241: well what do you want
Loweaugen: pecan pie

VioLa GuY 241: I'm #9 right now
Loweaugen: AHH! FUCK YOU
VioLa GuY 241: it can happen
VioLa GuY 241: =P
Loweaugen:too damn smart
Loweaugen: i'm like 81 or something
Loweaugen: oh well.
Loweaugen: c'est la vie
VioLa GuY 241: ;-)
Loweaugen: i made a 790 on my SAT II biology so booya!
Loweaugen: *retreats into corner to sulk*
VioLa GuY 241: omg... I just got what that song meant
VioLa GuY 241: I never knew that was french!
Loweaugen: *rolls eyes*
Loweaugen: so much for number 9..
Loweaugen: bwahahha
VioLa GuY 241: lol

Em: hey, i learned your name first time
Em: lol
Ian:thats good
Ian: makes me feel special
Em: but i knew of your vague existance before i knew you
Ian: really?
Em: i saw you in the hallways last year before i knew who you were
Ian: hmmmm
Em: you think i wouldnt spot a man u* shirt in my own school??? heh
Ian: oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ian: omg i remember last year
Ian: someone goes up to me and sez 'man u sucks'
Ian: that was u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Em: lol you're right
Em: it was
Ian: jesus
Em: thats funnnnnny shit
Ian: ah man good times
Em: lifes little ironys
Em: priceless
Em: like mastercard
Ian:or... cotton...
Ian: wait thats the fabric of our lives
Ian: whatever
Em: no.. thats the fabric of our lives
Ian: lol family guy: "you may be able to put a price on lois but to me shes worthless. you can keep your check"
*'man u' - short for Manchester United, a pro football (soccer) team in britain that ian supports and that is a rival of Newcastle United (my team)

Llenon: yo
Llenon: help me find inspiration to do this thing here
Loweaugen: umm?
Llenon: english paper
Llenon: i dunno
Llenon: yar!
Loweaugen: whats it over?
Llenon: i'm going to do it on tsr and the history of dnd, then move into 'omfg iz dnd evil'
Loweaugen: ooookkkkk
Llenon: but i just end up watching cheers
Loweaugen: lol
Llenon: arg
Llenon: i have to get some stuff done or i'll start to fail 'participation' and all that
Loweaugen: that's not good

Loweaugen: well i'm going to take a shower
Llenon: k
Llenon: good luck!
Loweaugen: with a shower?
Llenon: yes
Llenon: did you know
Llenon: every time you walk through a door
Llenon: there is a finite calculateable chance that you will cease to exist?
Llenon: ahh, probability mechanics
Loweaugen: well true
Loweaugen: but then
Loweaugen: every second i sit here
Llenon: it's just not very probable
Loweaugen: there is a chance i'll cease to exist
Llenon: no but
Llenon: it's higher when you walk through doors
Loweaugen: why?
Llenon: around corners too, but more with doors
Llenon: lots of corners
Loweaugen: uh
Llenon: ask my physics teacher, i have no idea

Llenon: vat is dis wideo?
Loweaugen: click the links!!
Llenon: wow
Llenon: that was... that was....
Loweaugen: GREAT!!
Loweaugen: lolol!ol!OloL!ol!Ol!ol!o1Lol!O1LO!l!O!L1O!L1o1lo!L!o1o!OL!O11OIl! OMGWTF
Llenon: but then
Llenon: emma went insane!!
Llenon: AAARRGGHGH!!
Loweaugen: ahahhhaahhah!!
Llenon: balskehd;alrkse;kldtjas;ldkjlktjsat;kdsjpoifanrez;gxlkreh
Loweaugen: EVIL NAZI CRAB!!
Llenon: NANANANANANANANANANANA!
Loweaugen: but then! hairy got in the zeppelin!
Llenon: the first one would be the best, if only it had the narrator voice
Loweaugen: huh?
Llenon: yeah
Llenon: 2 and up have the narrator voice
Llenon: sadly, the first one does not
Loweaugen: first what?
Llenon: And then GOD said to Emma, "Thou shalt not have a short term memory! And wherever ye shall go, so shall the masses believe you to be a stoner." This is the WORD of the LORD.
Loweaugen: wheee!!
Llenon: All: Praise be to God!

FOLLOW UP:

Llenon: are you serious about this 'not knowing of blodes' thing?
Loweaugen: yes i am
Loweaugen: what is a blode?
Llenon: so wait
Llenon: you know about nazi crabs and hairy and zeppelins, but not the blode?
Loweaugen: OHHHHHHHHH
Loweaugen: WELL I DIDNT THINK OF THAT
Llenon: uh
Llenon: yeah
Loweaugen: lol
Loweaugen: the blode
Loweaugen: with the empty head
Llenon: (God: Hehehehe. I win.)

Loweaugen: forker
Loweaugen: forker!
Llenon: forker?
Loweaugen: indeed
Llenon: Truly, sense, the making of, becomes myself.
Loweaugen: huh?
Llenon: And thyself as well. Elaboration is your friend.
Llenon: forker = whatomfg
Llenon: ?
Loweaugen: lol
Loweaugen: it's a nice way of saying 'FUCKERRRR'
Llenon: who is this 'fuckerrrr'
Llenon: ?
Loweaugen: nobody
Loweaugen: i just thought it sounded nice
Llenon: oh of course
Llenon: i go around saying 'fuckerrrr' all the time, just because it is pleasing to the ears
Loweaugen: of course!

Loweaugen: i just let Word bitch
TrippSkiggins: it has hydrogen
Loweaugen: stupid b=word
TrippSkiggins: I hate the red lines
Loweaugen: i do stupid
Loweaugen: wait
Loweaugen: that didnt make any sense
TrippSkiggins: WTF?
Loweaugen: lol omg
Loweaugen: i have no idea where that came from
Loweaugen: i have no memory of typing it
TrippSkiggins: rofl
Loweaugen: *laughs so hard*
Loweaugen:*cant breathe*
Loweaugen: *dies*
TrippSkiggins: What....the fuck?
Loweaugen: i think my brain got confused
Loweaugen: *wipes tears*
Loweaugen: i was trying to say 'i do too'
Loweaugen: but i got distracted by looking at how for some reason i'd typed 'stupid b=word'
Loweaugen: and so i put 'i do stupid'
TrippSkiggins: too != stupid
Loweaugen: but b=word
Loweaugen: *is still laughing*
Loweaugen: omg i love me i'm so insane
TrippSkiggins: yes, that was confusing
Loweaugen: i think i'm going to have to put that in a post
Loweaugen: even though no one else will find it funny
Loweaugen: it made me laugh for a long time
Loweaugen: so it's worth it
TrippSkiggins: It'll be funny to me, too
Loweaugen: yes
Loweaugen: and thats prolly like
Loweaugen: one sixth of everyone who reads my site
Loweaugen: so thats quite a lot
Loweaugen: statistically

XTeamWriter1: eh quicktime is being a bitch right now
Loweaugen:well
Loweaugen: save it
Loweaugen:dont try and play it
Loweaugen: heh
Loweaugen: sounds like some slang street saying
XTeamWriter1: ...yeah it does
XTeamWriter1: werd
Loweaugen: save it, yo, dont try and play it, bro
Loweaugen: for shizzle
Loweaugen: word up
Loweaugen: etc
XTeamWriter1: I GET IT EMMA
XTeamWriter1: JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST I GET IT

Llenon: omg! wtf!
Loweaugen: i put that on the shopping list
Loweaugen: omgwtf
Loweaugen: i put
Loweaugen: 'we need butter omgwtf'
Loweaugen: and my mom was like 'what does this say?'
Loweaugen: and i said 'nothing..'